Monday, February 28, 2011

Sweet Home Basch


The Treasurer Going 80MPH on Olympic
Today began with so much indecisiveness between the four Founding Fathers in AP Economics with the Coods. Why? We didn't know what we wanted to grub on today. While Aidan Hamilton already decided that he wanted Thai Poon cuisine, I was putting out another option which was the almighty Sweet Home Grill (SHG). Sam Adams was unwilling to eat Thai food and the Treasurer was worried that we wouldn't make it back in time if we went to SHG. At the end of Sir Cuda's class, after weighing the pros and cons, we came to the conclusion that SHG would be our grubbery of choice for today. When I say we came to the conculsion, I actually mean that stoop Denny Franklin brainwashed our grub thought process into thinking this place was actually the PK Fire.

As we walked to the Treasurer's car, Denny called in for pick up order at SHG. While Denny was talking to the Asian basch on the phone, Talia the II wanted to eat The Slice and Wildflour at the same time instead, Sam Adams didn't want Sweet Home Grill anymore, and Aidan Hamilton was angry out of his mind because he wanted to eat anything except grimy Korean bullshit. After I confirmed all the orders with the Asian basch on the other line, the dumb basch tells me that it's going 25 MINUTES before it will be ready. His face went red as he said the bad news. The whole Grub Tough crew was went into hysteria as they proceeded to beat the shit out of Denny for his brainwashing. Minor retardation! At this point he had already been on the phone for a good 10 minutes with the basch. Denny is so angry at this point because everyone is yelling at him. GTWL ordered him to cancel the order. Denny gave into the peer pressure, even though his goal in life was to eat at Sweet Home Grill. He finally told the Asian basch that 25 minutes was way too long and that we didn't want the orders anymore. When he heard this he freaked out, started crying, and begged me for another chance.



Asian Basch: "Prease, Preaseeee! (Sp.) How much time you want me to make in?"
Denny Franklin: "It better be done in a good 10 - 15 minutes! No, actually 10 minutes!!"
Asian Basch: "Okay, okay sir, 10 minute it be ready! Okay, okay. Thank you! Bye!"



Sam Adams and his Fire Grub
Everyone is still screaming at Denny for not canceling. We had to grub though! We have to live this lifestyle! So as we make our way to SHG, Jake Squier picks up his manhood and speeds down the incline to the freeway. With no time to spare we are on our way to SHG. With so much hatred in the car, everyone is telling Mr. Franklin that this better be the best meal they have ever had. Upon arrival to our destination, everyone gets even more angry because all they see is a small shack. By the looks of it, this grubbery does not have what it takes to cook the fire grub. When we go to pick up our order, we realize that there is no Asian man basch. The only workers in this grub shack was a korean lady (like lil Jo from Big Jo's) with Mexican basch in the back. So stoop! Anyhow, we grab our grub, get in the whip and are on our way back to school, with just 5 minutes before the first bell rings.



Mmmm...
With everyone panicking, we are reassured by the Treasurer that he will take one for the team and get us back to school on time. Thank you Treasurer, you are a brave man. We all look at our Teriyaki Chicken, and Talia the II realizes that the stoops at SHG forgot to teriyaki her chicken. We all shared with her. Everyone was very angry, especially since we had no time to eat. As we walked past the stoop security officer we spat at his feet and ran to our 5th periods. Of course the Treasurer was long gone, ready to take a nap with his Beef Sandwich at his home. Denny and Aidan continued the adventure by trying to grub in Okla's class, only to be shot down and kicked out of class. We grubbed as fast as we could, finishing about half of what we had left before the minute bell rang. It was so hard to concentrate on the lesson because we were starving, but we were able to overcome our toughness and learn for the future.




Note: Remember, this is a lifestyle. We don't shit around. If you believe you can be part of our tough grubbery then join us. Otherwise go home.


Happy Grubbing,



Aidan Hamilton and Denny Franklin

Sweet Home Grill (SHG) has been removed from the Grub Tough rotation for the dirt they pulled on Talia the II. If you are an employee of SHG, please contact us to give us free food and redeem yourselves.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

This is a mini-series involving Founding Father Aidan Hamilton and Talia the II:

After Slice-Effect Friday, Aidan Hamilton showed off his skills at cooking fire grub with his co-chef, Elia Kamkar. They satisfied many unofficial grubbers that night with their pork and ground beef tacos loaded with peanut butter, carmel, Nutella, Kool-Aid, and an entire bottle of hot sauce. It may sound surprising, but those tacos were FIRE---excluding the addition of the Kool-Aid. Aidan and Elia made around 15 tacos by the end of the night. In addition to some fire tacos, the tough chefs created the Ultimate Burger: Ground beef infused with shredded Provolone, wrapped in two slices of cheddar, sprinkled with some spices, then smacked between two chocolate chip cookies. Ryan Lubell was seen eating the U.B. while the chefs watched in horror.

The Firest Tacos. PB and B
These stoop baschs messed up Sir Blakemore's kitchen a little too much, and the house was put off limits by its owner, Ari Moore.

Kool-Aid Torilla Griminess
U.B. Griminess
Keep Grubbing,

Talia the II

Saturday, February 26, 2011

SLICE EFFECT FRIDAY
Today our grub tough adventures took us to where the philosophy all began, The Slice Pizza Parlor which is a pizza parlor known for it's delicious pizza combos all for an affordable price. About a month ago we started a tradition of going to The Slice on Ocean Park every Thursday during lunch. Soon enough though, we had to change the day to Friday due to our busy grub schedule. As 4th period started today, the founding fathers began completing a club charter form to start the GTWL club at school. Being the last day to turn it in, we had no choice but to approach the scary Cuda to ask him to be our host teacher. The last time we tried, he gave us a stone cold denial leaving Aidan crying like a peace basch. Today though, we were feeling lucky and after explaining to Cuda about our blogging accomplishments (thanks to all our supporters, love you mucho) he decided to give us a chance. Okay enough with the bullshit.

As we headed out of Cuda's room to the Slice, a new member of our group, Jake Roussos, decided to join us along with the founding fathers, and HNIC. HNIC was unlucky today and had to squeeze in the trunk due to his failure to call "Shawty" as he usually did. When we arrived at the Slice, the basch's gave us our orders and we all grubbed PINAR tough. Once we started grubbing, we realized Big Adam wasn't there to join us so we texted him. He texted us back and told us he was at the wilshire slice which broke our hearts cause he couldn't join us for tough grubbing. Peace basch today adam, it's always gonna be at the ocean park slice.















As we head out of the slice we drive back and Denny Franklin is struggling in the trunk trying not to spill his drink with no lid and fries. When we approach one of our normal parking spots we see a cop car in front of us and a cop is actually in the car.
Soo sketch because Denny Franklin was posting in the trunk and luckily he made it out without the cop noticing. Overall our grub sesh was a satisfying one but Jake, Aidan Hamilton, and Denny Franklin really suffered from the slice effect in 5th period Okla. Today was a good day.

- Denny Franklin

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Thursday, February 24th, 2011: More Grub Por Favor



Today was another great day of grubbing. As soon as Cuda (aka Cooods) stopped talking at 12:35 we departed on our journey to Tacos Por Favor, a crowded Mexican Grubbery (a place where tough grub is cooked & consumed). This place knows how to do one thing, and one thing only and that is make the fire grub. Today we also welcomed some new members to the lifestyle (Matt Bell, Nick, and Ati). Though they didn't live it to the fullest (they said peace basch and left without eating their food in fear of being late) they will learn the true ways of the philosophy in time. Those who did go tough today were the Founding Fathers, Morgan (or as he wishes to be called HNIC), and Talia (or Talia the II as Aidan calls her).

After finishing our huarache (see photo on right), burritos and tacos, we left the restaurant at 1:08 and ran to the Treasurer's car like the savages we are. The fear of missing 5th period filled all of our minds, but we loved every second of it. It is all in the lifestyle. When we arrived at the Michigan gate there were no more parking spots, so as usual Mr. Treasurer took one for the team. We all thanked him and ran past the dumb security guard. Just another day in the lifestyle. GTWL PEACE!

-Sam Adams

Photos of the Day


TOUGH


TOUGHer

TOUGHest

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

February 23, 2011, Wednesday: Big Jo's


         Big Adam, who lost six pounds this weekend and put it back on this week, took the place of the Treasurer in racing the Founding Fathers and Juby's son (aka HNIC) to Big Jo’s. We lived the lifestyle of Nietzsche who said “live dangerously”. We came close to losing our lives many times, especially as Adam cut off Ben Wannabe and his car of skotchers on the 20th St. off-ramp.

        We met a long line of hungry workers at our destination, adults who grubbed tough daily as well, but we were able to get our bacon-cheese burgers before lunch ended. The people we cut off got janky ass food because they called their order in. Everyone was able to look at the dumb Korean lady and spit in her face as we ordered the deliciousness that Jo's is known for. The homies such as Max and Adam (happy birthday) randomly got there before us, but also partook in grubbing tough. As we took our last bites, we ran back to the car and sipped our drank. We lived the lifestyle today. It was beautiful and delicious. Coming back to school we quickly flashed our ID’s at the dumb Basch at the gate, and ran to take our Econ test with lots of stomach pains. GTWL Philosophy all day, everyday.

Todays Wisdom from Our Members:
Big Adam: "Food > the environment it's a scientific fact"
Denny Franklin: "So clutch driving today Adam *******. Mission Big Joe's completed."
Stoop Karen: "I wanted to go to Big Jo's, I'm so jealous" 
Jake "The Treasurer":  "Hahah so sad I missed out" 
HNIC aka Reggin aka Juby's son: "Team Marine can grubb tough on my nutz"
Sam Adams: "Peace, I gotta go grub" 
Talia the II: "me gusta muchooooo!"

Grub Tough,

Aidan Hamilton