Sweet Home Basch

The Treasurer Going 80MPH on Olympic

Today began with so much indecisiveness between the four Founding Fathers in AP Economics with the Coods. Why? We didn't know what we wanted to grub on today. While Aidan Hamilton already decided that he wanted Thai Poon cuisine, I was putting out another option which was the almighty Sweet Home Grill (SHG). Sam Adams was unwilling to eat Thai food and the Treasurer was worried that we wouldn't make it back in time if we went to SHG. At the end of Sir Cuda's class, after weighing the pros and cons, we came to the conclusion that SHG would be our grubbery of choice for today. When I say we came to the conculsion, I actually mean that stoop Denny Franklin brainwashed our grub thought process into thinking this place was actually the PK Fire.

As we walked to the Treasurer's car, Denny called in for pick up order at SHG. While Denny was talking to the Asian basch on the phone, Talia the II wanted to eat The Slice and Wildflour at the same time instead, Sam Adams didn't want Sweet Home Grill anymore, and Aidan Hamilton was angry out of his mind because he wanted to eat anything except grimy Korean bullshit. After I confirmed all the orders with the Asian basch on the other line, the dumb basch tells me that it's going 25 MINUTES before it will be ready. His face went red as he said the bad news. The whole Grub Tough crew was went into hysteria as they proceeded to beat the shit out of Denny for his brainwashing. Minor retardation! At this point he had already been on the phone for a good 10 minutes with the basch. Denny is so angry at this point because everyone is yelling at him. GTWL ordered him to cancel the order. Denny gave into the peer pressure, even though his goal in life was to eat at Sweet Home Grill. He finally told the Asian basch that 25 minutes was way too long and that we didn't want the orders anymore. When he heard this he freaked out, started crying, and begged me for another chance.



Asian Basch: "Prease, Preaseeee! (Sp.) How much time you want me to make in?"
Denny Franklin: "It better be done in a good 10 - 15 minutes! No, actually 10 minutes!!"
Asian Basch: "Okay, okay sir, 10 minute it be ready! Okay, okay. Thank you! Bye!"

Sam Adams and his Fire Grub

Everyone is still screaming at Denny for not canceling. We had to grub though! We have to live this lifestyle! So as we make our way to SHG, Jake Squier picks up his manhood and speeds down the incline to the freeway. With no time to spare we are on our way to SHG. With so much hatred in the car, everyone is telling Mr. Franklin that this better be the best meal they have ever had. Upon arrival to our destination, everyone gets even more angry because all they see is a small shack. By the looks of it, this grubbery does not have what it takes to cook the fire grub. When we go to pick up our order, we realize that there is no Asian man basch. The only workers in this grub shack was a korean lady (like lil Jo from Big Jo's) with Mexican basch in the back. So stoop! Anyhow, we grab our grub, get in the whip and are on our way back to school, with just 5 minutes before the first bell rings.

Mmmm...

With everyone panicking, we are reassured by the Treasurer that he will take one for the team and get us back to school on time. Thank you Treasurer, you are a brave man. We all look at our Teriyaki Chicken, and Talia the II realizes that the stoops at SHG forgot to teriyaki her chicken. We all shared with her. Everyone was very angry, especially since we had no time to eat. As we walked past the stoop security officer we spat at his feet and ran to our 5th periods. Of course the Treasurer was long gone, ready to take a nap with his Beef Sandwich at his home. Denny and Aidan continued the adventure by trying to grub in Okla's class, only to be shot down and kicked out of class. We grubbed as fast as we could, finishing about half of what we had left before the minute bell rang. It was so hard to concentrate on the lesson because we were starving, but we were able to overcome our toughness and learn for the future.




Note: Remember, this is a lifestyle. We don't shit around. If you believe you can be part of our tough grubbery then join us. Otherwise go home.


Happy Grubbing,



Aidan Hamilton and Denny Franklin

Sweet Home Grill (SHG) has been removed from the Grub Tough rotation for the dirt they pulled on Talia the II. If you are an employee of SHG, please contact us to give us free food and redeem yourselves.