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| Good Stuff Burgers |
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Since the beginning of time, man has studied the effects of grubbing tough. In some situations, one develops
The Slice Effect; the unpleasant, but overall beautiful feeling of a stomach full of fries, pizza, and drinks. In others, one will feel a
Fried Chicken Overdose; a feeling close to death and drunkenness. Today we discovered a new effect of grubbing tough. It was like a virgin being touched for the first time. We called it the
Perfectly Stuffed Effect.
The founding of this new effect is attributed to the Founding Fathers, HNIC, and Mladen. After leaving the Michigan Gate, we booked it to Sam Adams whip;
the Treasurer has been missing for the past two days.
If found please call (310)555-5555. We decided that we were going to eat at the delicious
gourmet food trucks that are always gathered near Santa Monica's MTV Studios. Of course, we were so excited to grub that we forgot the check the time. The stoop baschs were all closed. After EXTREME frustration from the whole crew, Aidan Hamilton recommended that we venture to
Good Stuff Burgers. He grubbed at this establishment as a child with his father. Thank you Aidan's Father.
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| Artistic Menu |
Good Stuff Burgers is very close to where the
flaky-ass trucks park, so we quickly drove one block down to this fine burger establishment. Everyone was very distracted by the Silver Reign strip club nearby, but our
grub senses were strong and allowed us walk on by. As we walked in, we entered a new world. It almost seemed untouched by the world, hiding in its cozy location between a strip club and some
greek bullshit. Looking around, we saw that everything was very artistic; the menu was painted on the wall, paintings were scattered about, and the
modern architecture complemented the
tough aromas.
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| Heaven on Whole-Wheat Buns |
We were prepared to
start grubbing. As with most of the places we grub at, the person taking our order at the front was a
dumb basch. He didn't really speak English, and looked at us with disgust. We could all tell he was pretty
constipated. All us grubbers ordered some variation of a
cheeseburger with avocado and bacon. Our orders were called one after the other,
66...67...68...69... but no one waited for the others to dig in. The burgers arrived masterfully crafted in colorful plastic baskets.
Two whole-wheat buns, fresh slices of avocado, think juicy bacon, sharp cheddar cheese, a perfectly cooked beef patty, and unimportant veggies. Yes, the burger was
quite healthy, but it did not take away from its deliciousness. The
fries were cooked in a healthy canola oil, and we loved it.
Warning: Do NOT get water from GSB, it is disgusting and will give a fat chin.
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| Stealing Sprite, Water is so Grimey |
Getting back to the
Perfectly Stuffed Effect, the feeling after eating this meal was great. We did not feel the feelings of too much grease, nor did we smell bad. We were comfortably full, and did not need one more thing to eat.
That did not stop us from eating at Gilbert's afterward. Good Stuff Burger was unanimously approved as an official grubbery of the Fathers and council. Next time you want a
healthy burger for a
great price and a
perfect amount of food, do not hesitate visiting our friends over in West Los Angeles:
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| Grubbing Tough Face. Thanks HNIC. |
Good Stuff Burgers
11903 West Olympic Boulevard (310) 477-9011
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