Mini Series: Tough Trucks

She's Smokin w/ a grimy thumb.

While you wait for a post of today's excursion, here's the scoop from dinner with my family of grubbers.

Wagon Circle: Before and After

On Mondays and Wednesdays around ten food truck flock to the corner of Washington and Overland to serve tough grub on wheels. These trucks ain't yo mamas roach coaches. These are decked-out, A-grade, hunger satisfying, gourmet food vending mobiles. I finally decided to check out this post-modern wagon circle.

After checking out the trucks that were made available, I said peace and order a "She's Smokin'" from Baby's Badass Burgers. It was the fire. BBQ sauce and bacon, fried onions, and a perfectly juicy patty. I couldn't handle staring at it and had to start grubbing before anyone else got their food. I also got some shit called "Pig Tails". I don't fux with pigs, but these tails were delicious. Even though they were supposedly pig tails, they actually looked like curly fries without the greasy, factory sprayed coating. It was a bit pricey, but that is understandable when you eat finesse gourmet grub.


Anyway, I'm grubbing tough while my family is still deciding what to get. My sister, Remi Hamilton, quickly orders from Shrimp Pimp, a mobile grubbery who knows how to fux with shrimp to the fullest ability. She ordered "The Victorian" which looked fire. It was a toasted bun with shrimp, baby arugula, and peppers with a spicy aioli sauce. She loved it. Of course her choice of truck was easy since she was a tough vegetarian, and was not down for the salad truck. Peace.

The Victoria

As we were about to finish grubbing, Victoria and Christopher decided they had to try a burger from Baby's. They got the American Beauty, which looked as delicious as can be with mushrooms. As we finish our mobile dinner outside, it begins to drizzle. We had to say peace basch to all the mobile grubberys that surrounded us. Before leaving we saw a police officer trying to intimidate a young man and his two children, possibly so he could steal their hot grub dogs. These kids were obviously tough grubbers, and just hid under the table. Cops always mess up life's grubbing, so try to avoid them as much as possible.

Keep grubbing, my friends.

The best,

Aidan Hamiliton



From the Fathers:

Fools are hating on our lifestyle, our philosophy, our economic theory, and all we have to say to you is PEACE BASCH to its fullest meaning. Don't come back if you are going to hate on our credentials or because you say we stole this lifestyle or because we don't grub tough. We don't steal, we grub. Always following the ten commandments. If you hate because you don't like our writing steez or because we don't eat at the right places, THAT IS TOTALLY OKAY. Otherwise peace.